New York City's Election Is the Anicent Greek Demokratia of America

"We love you for watching this evening, but this is for New York!" - Wendy Williams

Nov 4 • 

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October 2025

O TikTok, Where Art Thou?

Yoo-hoo! Big algorithmic blowout!

Oct 28 • 

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The Devil Wears Miuccia Prada

GRWM for the Fall of American Democracy

Oct 6 • 

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September 2025

The Girl Boss Awakens

The Summer We All Really Went Through It

Sep 8 • 

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This Is JUST Like Floribama Shore!

Pro: we all learn something fun and new about me. Con: it's only because the straits are getting dire.

Sep 2 • 

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August 2025

The Wedding-Industrial Complex and You

First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage, Then Comes Co-Rumination and a $30,000 Bill

Aug 19 • 

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Oh, You’re Having A Bad Day? Don’t Worry—the Supreme Court is Here to Make it Worse

What a time to be alive (derogatory)

Aug 12 • 

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Problems Caused By People Who Don't Think That Cowboy Carter Is a Good Country Album

Is “she mandered on my gerry until I redistricted Texas” a good subheader, or should I try again?

Aug 5 • 

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July 2025

Hot People Read the Constitution, Too!

What, like it's hard?

Jul 1 • 

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June 2025

Emily & Blair Pay Etsy Witches to Predict Their Soulmates

Featuring: AI-induced spiritual psychosis, Theresa Caputo (of course), and a reminder that I can't fucking stand Andrew Cuomo

Jun 24 • 

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Can We Offer You 10 Years of Gay Marriage in These Trying Times?

You can’t spell marriage without gay (well you can, but why would you want to?)

Jun 17 • 

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A Brief Inquiry Into Queer Fashion

Ironically, this piece is best paired with Style (Taylor's ORIGINAL Version)

Jun 3 • 

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